Fantasy and reality are the same

The Omen was WEAK. Julia Stiles needs to be choked with a strap on. Not in the good way. So after the movie Hayden and I went to our favorite titty bar and got fucked up. Cheap vodka and naked bitches made 666 decent. I wrote " Hail Satan" on Haydens head in red nail polish --- although a few cups of expresso later it looked more like "Hail Santa". See what a good friend I am? No --- really.

This is cool. I want this stuff. Sherri Moon Zombie is awesome and fucking hot. After I saw The Devils Rejects I did that Chinese Japanese Lookat These dance for like 2 weeks. I really did. Ask Regan, thats why I stopped --- she vowed harm to my person if I did it one more time.

I do believe its time for hot fuck. I hear my phone ringing.

Call me.

Vote for me.